pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
you must be fun at parties
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid